Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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