HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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