Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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