Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
