The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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