just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Pooping to opera.
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