do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We have started to decorate penises.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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