Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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