3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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