i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
