I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I would ride that face into the sunset
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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