Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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