Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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