in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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