I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
