Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize