AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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