I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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