Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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