i don't like sucking hair
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
