Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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