the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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