So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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