so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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