I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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