Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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