I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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