i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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