have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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