doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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