So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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