We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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