where am i from again
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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