i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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