it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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