hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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