I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
