I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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