Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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