I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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