i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Everyone says I win the strip club
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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