I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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