Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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