these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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