How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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