There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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