I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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