that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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