Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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