Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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