you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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