4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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