as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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