Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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