yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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