i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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