I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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