I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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